Rose Colored Glasses

Guess what! I taught myself how to knit! And I don’t mean I bought a book or I looked it up on wiki-how. I mean I really taught myself how to knit. I essentially invented knitting even though it already exists. I just sat there for like five hours and FIGURED OUT how it was done. Trial and error sort of thing. How awesome is that? It’s like when I was a kid and I taught myself how to tie my shoes and then later taught myself how to braid. I still have that skill! Sweet!
Knitting!!?!?!?! You really are turning into a woman…Good god, I’m losing my brother…
Want to knit me a scarf?