Juxtaposition

Ugh…stress coming out of my ears. But I did make you guys a BRAND NEW comic! Hot of the press.

I almost forgot to update. Actually…I did forget to update. The only reason I remembered is because Seán called to remind me. I have so much to think about. It’s taking a toll on my mental health. I’m going retarded.

On the other hand…I DID get a mohawk.

Today is my brother’s 16th birthday! He’s really old. Happy birthday Mitchell!

I’m getting a mohawk.

The End.

Oh Jesus guys. I am the busiest chick in the whole world right now. I don’t know how the molecules in my body are even staying together. And I’m sick again. I’ve been sick a lot this year. Everybody keeps telling me it’s from the stress but I’ve always felt like it’s a cop out to blame my illnesses on that. I’ve got that big, bad ass bravado going on with the “Fuck you. I can handle it. I’ll make it work.” And so far I have. But seriously dude…I feel like I’m barely scraping by. I don’t get enough sleep. I don’t eat as often as I’d like to. I’m never home. I’m chronically absent to my classes. And I don’t have time for friends. That sounds like a pretty shitty life, huh? How is it even possible that I kind of enjoy this? I think it just proves to me that I really am incredible. That’s why I like it…cause it means I’m super-human.

Guess what! I taught myself how to knit! And I don’t mean I bought a book or I looked it up on wiki-how. I mean I really taught myself how to knit. I essentially invented knitting even though it already exists. I just sat there for like five hours and FIGURED OUT how it was done. Trial and error sort of thing. How awesome is that? It’s like when I was a kid and I taught myself how to tie my shoes and then later taught myself how to braid. I still have that skill! Sweet!